Category Archives: Uist

Comhairle backed by SASW amid disquiet over claims by former senior social worker

SASW cautions against overreaction to Western Isles restructuring

7th November 2011

The Scottish Association of Social Workers (SASW – part of BASW) has said that critics of the replacement of qualified social workers with social care assessors in working with adults at risk in the Western Isles need to recognise the ongoing training that replacement staff are receiving, as well the unique characteristics of island communities.

Commenting in the wake of criticisms by Andrew Walker, a former team manager at Comhairle nan Eilean Siar Council in the Western Isles, that complex assessment work should be carried out by qualified social workers, SASW manager Ruth Stark pointed to evidence that the social care assessors, who are registered with the Scottish Social Care Council, were receiving ongoing training and management support. “Investment by local authorities in training local people through the Open University is one example of the development in Scotland that is envied by other parts of the UK where meeting people’s needs in the community is a significant challenge.”

Following Mr Walker’s criticisms of Comhairle nan Eilean Siar Council in PSW last month and on BASW’s online news service, Ms Stark has spoken to staff on the frontline in the Western Isles, discussions that prompted her to caution against an overreaction. “In small communities news travels fast and indeed this is the impact of Andrew Walker’s letter to the Council. It is important to also hear the response from the Council about investment in training staff and the complexity of providing such complex services in such small communities. The debate on how this is done, rising to the challenge of community capacity building, has to be done by building on the strengths of local communities and adding to their competencies through additional training and investment in staff and local people.”

Mr Walker wrote the council to express his concern that the adult community care team covering the Uist and Barra areas of the Western Isles, in which he was employed until he resigned in April, now employs one senior social worker compared with five previously. Mr Walker was also very critical of moves to raise thresholds so that only those with critical needs receive social care support help. The changes, he argued, would have a ‘deleterious impact’ on the standard of social care services.

In a statement, Comhairle nan Eilean Siar Council rejected Mr Walker’s suggestion that the restructuring was a cost-cutting measure and said assessment capacity had been ‘substantially increased’ by the changes. ‘The social care assessors, located within the Community Care Service, have proved to be of huge benefit, relieving social workers of non-complex cases and enabling them to concentrate on complex cases appropriate to their qualifications and grade,’ it said.

Ms Stark said the debate raised important issues about wider policy developments and the specific challenges of working with island communities.

“In 2006 the Changing Lives Review clearly stated that ‘more of the same won’t do’, and stressed the importance of community capacity building to meet people’s needs in changing demographic circumstances in Scotland where we have extensive rural and island communities where the type of urban design of social work services is inappropriate,” she said.

“Not only are their language differences but also cultural differences that have to be understood in helping people find solutions to their particular dilemmas. BASW recently published a very helpful book by Colin Turbett on Rural Social Work In Scotland that has added significantly to our knowledge base on how best to meet people’s needs.

“It was with great pleasure that SASW Committee awarded the senior social worker from Barra a Highly Commended Award in this year’s SASW Annual Social Worker of the Year Awards, nominated by service users, for the great steps forward they have made in modernising and meeting the challenge of competent community capacity building. There are some things we have done very well in the past 40 years but we cannot stand still and we have to move on as our demographic needs change.

“The debate should continue about how to provide good quality services in different economic circumstances but we must include in that debate the role of the communities in helping meet their member’s needs.”

URGENT NOTICE – DON’T DRINK NORTH UIST WATER IN THESE AREAS

5th October 2011

Urgent North Uist water announcement by Scottish Water

Households and businesses in part of North Uist are being advised not to drink or cook with tap water with immediate effect following the detection of raised levels of aluminium in water samples at the local water treatment works.

The advice has been issued for around 450 properties by an Incident Management Team (IMT), chaired by the Consultant in Public Health Medicine (CPHM) at NHS Highland, after consistently raised aluminium levels were detected at the Bayhead Water Treatment Works which supplies the area.

Householders and businesses in the affected areas should not use tap water for any drinking or food preparation purpose until further notice. This is a precautionary measure only.

The areas affected are from Scolpaig to Grimsay on the West coast of North Uist. Water supplied by our other treatment works at Lochmaddy and Benbecula are not affected.

Dr Ken Oates, Consultant in Public Health Medicine, said: “We appreciate the inconvenience this advice will bring to people and businesses in the affected areas, but at all times our priority has to be the protection of public health.

“We would like to emphasise that this is a precautionary measure and that there is no evidence that anyone has consumed water which may have caused them adverse health effects due to the consumption of aluminium.

“Any acute health effects from aluminium consumption are extremely unlikely. Longer term effects would only occur after consumption of very high levels over a very prolonged period of time and that is why this precautionary action has been taken at this early stage to avoid any possibility of that occurring.

“The IMT, which comprises representatives from NHS Highland, NHS Western Isles, Western Isles Council and Scottish Water, is continuing to monitor the situation and further updates will be communicated to the public.”

Scottish Water is arranging supplies of bottled water to the areas affected, initially giving priority to customers who require additional support and then continuing provision to the rest of the community.

Simon Harrison, Water Operations Manger, Scottish Water, said: “We have a team who are working around the clock at Bayhead WTW to reduce the aluminium levels. An issue with the raw water colour, together with the treatment process has caused them to rise slightly higher and as a precaution we are advising customers to only use the water for washing and flushing the toilet.

“We will be delivering all customers with packs of bottled water this evening which will be left on their doorsteps.

“We have some additional supplies at five locations on the island as follows: Balranald Church HS6 5DW; The Old Church, Carnish HS6 5EJ; The Bayhead Shop HS6 5DS; Clachan Stores HS6 5HD and Ardnasgruban Post Box, Grimsay HS6 5HT.  These will be continually replenished.

“Not all properties on North Uist are affected – customers who are affected will also receive a notice posted through their doors informing them of the decision. A full list of the affected postcodes is available at www.scottishwater.co.uk – click on ‘Current service updates’ and the list is there, and is also available at the end of press release.

“We apologise for any inconvenience to our customers in North Uist as a result of these issues at Bayhead WTW. We will restore normal supplies as soon as possible.”

The advice from the IMT is that water should not be used for drinking, food preparation, making babies’ feeds, brushing teeth or for pets. Drinks and ice dispensing machines should also be avoided as these may be connected to the mains supply. However, in the affected area, water can still be used for washing clothes, baths and showers and for flushing toilets.

Customers with any questions can call the Scottish Water Customer Contact Centre on 0845 601 8855.   Alternatively, email customerservice@scottishwater.co.uk

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The full list of affected postcodes affected is as follows.

Ardnastruban, Grimsay HS6 5HT
Ashdail Cottages, Bayhead HS6 5DX
Baleloch HS6 5DG
Balemartin HS6 5DQ
Balemore HS6 5EB
Baleshare HS6 5HG
Balranald HS6 5DW
Bayhead HS6 5DS
Baymore, Grimsay HS6 5HX
Blackpoint HS6 5JB
Bruach Gorm, Carinish HS6 5EL
Caraphat, Caranish HS6 5HR
Caranish HS6 5HL, HS6 5EJ, HS6 5HN
Clachan Locheport HS6 5HD, HS6 5ET
Claddach, Carinish HS6 5HP
Claddach, Illeray HS6 5ES
Claddach, Kirkbost HS6 5EP
Claddach, Kyles HS6 5EW
Claddach, Vallag HS6 5BY
Gearraduph, Grimsay HS6 5HU
Hosta HS6 5DF
Hougharry HS6 5DL
Kallin, Grimsay HS6 5HY
Knockintorran HS6 5ED
Knockline HS6 5ED
Knockquien HS6 5HW
Kyles Paipel HS6 5DY
Langass HS6 5HA
Locheport HS6 5EX, HS6 5EU
Paipalsgarry HS6 5EF
Scolpaig HS6 5DH
Scotpaig HS6 5DH
Scotvein, Grimsay, HS6 5JA
Tigharry HS6 5DE
Uppertown, Carinish HS6 5EH

The reason I do not want to sit on the fence is that it really, really hurts

Published in Press and Journal – Sep 19, 2011

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They are sharp and horrible and have caused me terrible pain and misery. I’m not actually talking about my in-laws – well, not this time. What I am talking about has had me agonisingly trapped by my shoulder, by my hand and one even came close to ripping off my undercarriage when I fell on it while straddling a stile in my rush to get to a beach.

The wretched instruments of torture of which I speak are, of course, our fearsome island fences. If there’s one thing guaranteed to bring tears to my eyes it is recalling that particular humiliating episode down at Coll Beach a few years ago when I was left dangling on the most penetrative barbed wire on which I have ever rested my wee pink bits.

And something equally painful happened on South Uist as well.  Trying to get a better position to take photos of that pod of ill-fated pilot whales which had ended up in Loch Carnan, I thought I’d go up the road and climb the hill. Just one problem. There was a sturdy fence barring the way and no gate for miles. Oh no, it had vicious-looking barbed wire all along it. Ach, no bother, I can tackle any fence after what happened to me in Coll. I never learn.

This time, there wasn’t even a stile. So I had to drop the camera over it first and begin my ascent. What I didn’t plan for was that I was fairly high up the hill so, just as I was getting my leg over, I was hit amidships by Hurricane Floraidh. A sudden wind swung me back like a weather vane slamming me against the groaning fence post.

In situations like this, the kindly advice of physics teachers like Mr Robbie, Mr Campbell and Mr Mackay come flooding back. For any non-scientific readers, kinetic energy is best explained by showing how it is changed to and from other forms of energy.

For example, I was using chemical energy provided by the sausage and black pudding I had at the Dark Island Hotel to climb that fence at my chosen velocity. That movement had to be maintained with enough oomph to overcome air resistance and friction.  So, the chemical energy was being converted into kinetic energy, the energy of motion, but that kind of process is never completely efficient and was also producing heat and sweatiness on certain parts of my anatomy. OK so far?

The law of gravity meant I’d acquired a whole shedload of even more kinetic energy and, by swinging back too far, had run out of options for transfer. Meanwhile, my right leg was still partly over the barbed wire and being dragged back over the by-now bloody pricks. Yeeeouch.

By the time I became completely dislodged and fell to earth, the pain was so intense I didn’t even notice my head bouncing off an ollack and rolling into the swamp.

Kinetic energy, of course, can be passed from one object to another and when I passed it to the fence post it went all wibbly-wobby and undoubtedly was thereon transferred by way of local terrestrial tremors. That’s kinetic energy. See? Science is so interesting when you have a tutor who has personally experienced what could otherwise be boring, theoretical situations. A bonus was that, as I eventually came to my senses, I realised there was no one around to witness my downfall. So no one could get offended if I let rip with the most fearsome oaths and curses about the usefulness of fences, the properties of barbed wire and my lessening affection for bewildered marine creatures.

Who’d have thought that loudly proclaiming unspecified doubts about the parentage of pilot whales above a Uist sea loch was an effective stress reliever? Worked for me, I tell you. Mind you, that was probably because this was South Uist and I was far away from the influence of the Free Church or the Continuing for the feelings of guilt at stooping to profanity to be sufficiently suppressed. I have to say I’m intrigued by a competition launched by a tradesmen’s website called Get Off The Fence. They are looking for get nominations for the biggest, best, ugliest or most ridiculous fences. Whether they are fabulous or very bad, they want to feature them.

Fences serve so many purposes, they say, including keeping out unwanted intruders, marking clear boundaries between neighbours and affording you privacy when you’re enjoying some time in the garden. They think it’s time to celebrate these brilliant boundary markers and fantastic fences which, while doing so many other things, actually brighten up our day. Yeah, right. One gets the impression it is more about poncey garden fences more than jaggy-topped livestock ones but, hey, a fence is a fence.

The blurb says Britain’s got millons so they acknowledge that not all are going to be that great. Some may be faded, splintered, too small or too tall, they expect. Whatever the reason, they are asking the public to get off the fence and name and shame the worst offenders. I think I could win this, you know. If I took them to those fences in Coll and Loch Carnan that are not just ugly to look at but capable of inflicting deep and lasting injury to innocent people, they would have to be impressed. No lily-livered lawn border or terrible trellis could beat my entries. Because I took photos before I applied the ointment.

“Why we locked out SNH” – Barra fisherman.

A gay student writes.

This comment from I Maclean was made a few weeks ago in response to what I wrote about the Uig homophobe. However, many readers with an interest in the subject said they did not see it. So again …
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Everyone deserves the same rights as everyone else. Fact! Yes everyone can have their opinion, bigoted or otherwise but you cannot deny one individual the right to e.g. marry when others in society can, it is wrong. We all pay the same taxes and unless you break the law all have the same rights until that point. As for religion…the number of church goers has declined 70% in the last 25 years. Not because the devil is reaching into the minds of today’s people but because people are tired of all the hatred and squabbling it breeds. You preach acceptance, forgiveness, charity, eradicate poverty, eradicate war and you can’t even agree with each other to prevent petty squabbling amongst yourselves over something like hymns. Then half of you decide to ignore for example psalm 150 and you expect others to trust you!? Laughable.

If you were born a few hundred years ago you have condemned those who thought the world was round and the universe itself did not revolve around the earth because you blindly follow those who guide you and the inherent bias they allow into their preaching. Nowadays these medieval religious fanatics who imprisoned Galileo are laughed at for their ignorance and soon you too will be laughed at by future christians who accept LGBT individuals for who they are and how they were born. Maybe then numbers of churchgoers will even increase again when a true message of tolerance and love it finally preached.

PS I’m gay and religious and come from lewis. I know god loves me and everyone who chooses to follow him. Do I believe I should be able to marry in a church? Yes. Do I therefore believe that ministers should be forced to do it or be branded ignorant? No, because I know you haven’t caught up with society and do not want to upset you or the church. Do you really believe so many people would “choose” to be gay, especially 30 years ago for example. Choose to be spat on, shouted homophobic abuse at, kicked, beaten up, murdered, just to be different. What would you say to the parents of children in schools who did nothing about homophobic bullying? We’re sorry for your loss, that your son/daughter was murdered/took their own life, but your child shouldn’t have “chosen” to be gay, he/she should have known it was a possibility. Maybe we should replace anti homophobic bullying literature in school with leaflets that warn of the risks? If you “choose” this lifestyle youmay end up “choosing” to kill yourself or may be at risk of being beaten so badly you will enter a persistent vegetative state or have your throat slit. Shame on you.

You cause LGBT individuals so much pain and you can’t acknowledge it. Finally, another example of how you are usually behind society you used to preach that suicide was a sin. Mental illness is NOT preventable and you allowed families to believe their children, husbands, wives had condemned themselves to an eternity in hell until you caught up with the science that proved it was no more preventable than cancer or the cold.

COAST ANNOUNCES “ROAD OUTTA THIS TOWN” TOUR

COAST ANNOUNCES “ROAD OUTTA THIS TOWN” TOUR

Celtic rock band COAST have announced a tour of the Highlands and Islands in August. Just a couple of months after the release in Inverness of their second album “The Turning Stone”, the lads are returning to the north of Scotland for a week which will climax in the founding members returning to their roots on the island of Benbecula.

The “Road Outta This Town” tour dates are:
Wednesday 17 August - Strathpeffer Pavilion
Thursday 18 August - Royal Hotel, Portree
Friday 19 August - Royal British Legion, Stornoway
Saturday 20 August - Dark Island Hotel, Benbecula

Runrig drummer Iain Bayne, who is manager of COAST, said: “This is going to be a very special week for the boys. They know they have great support around the Highlands and Islands.

However, for lead singer Paul Eastham and his brother Chris, who were from an Army family and lived for a number of years on Benbecula and went to school in Balivanich, they feel they are coming home.”

The five-piece band, which is based in Southampton, has already been busy this year playing several European festivals. They have played in Denmark and Norway and have also supported Bryan Adams in Germany. The band is heading back to Copenhagen again this week.

Another homophobe breaks cover

I am disappointed that Hebrides News withdrew a vile letter today by a vicious homophobe who is currently living on Uig, Lewis.  Yes, it was ghastly but it is far better that the community know who these bigots are and can put a face to a bigot’s letter.

I am delighted to see such muck published so we can all see for ourselves who are the wicked haters responsible for writing it rather than only being whispered about – as was previously the case in these islands. I am referring to the activities of one person and it was some years ago.

Not everyone in the churches – or even in in Uig – thinks like this man – sadly, another bitter and twisted local. Many will tell you they are ashamed of that writer. I have just spoken to some of them.

He is one of a dwindling tribe of self-righteous extremists who think they know it all. They care little that their religion – and all religion – is just an accident of birth. They’ve had a particularly hateful interpretation of scripture drummed into them and they cannot exercise rational thought or tolerance of anyone who is in any way different to what they have been told is normal. They are wrong but they are to be pitied – something they are incapable of doing.

What they claim is also illegal.

VisitScotland made it clear to me this week they will kick anyone exercising discrimination against gay people out of their accreditation scheme. So please let them know so action can be taken against them

And please let me know. Much more can be done to haters to point out the error of their ways.

These B&B bigots can also be sued if they act in the homophobic way suggested by the Uig writer and also even more famously by failed Labour wannabe Donald Crichton, who has single-handedly ensured that, for an entire generation, that party in these islands will be associated with religious extremism, hatred, intolerance and shame.

I hope Hebrides News – despite the complaints they probably had – will reconsider and publish the letter by Iain Macdonald of Miavaig again – in the interests of free speech, if nothing else.

Lest we forget, there was another bigot, seared at birth by an assortment of hatreds and prejudices and begat of a churchy family of impeccable pedigree, we were led to believe, who also composed diatribes of hate which were published on Hebrides News just a few years ago. He couldn’t stand the heat as right-thinking people lambasted him.

Now reduced to a gibbering wreck, scribbling garbage knocking Alex Salmond, a former pal whom he also betrayed, for a newspaper with links to Adolf Hitler, that similarly-flawed hypocrite is nowadays to be found rattling around a rest home somewhere out by Marybank. If you spot him, say hullo.

Stornoway media bosses will be lightly grilled

Media bosses are set to be hauled before a powerful select committee to explain secret surveillance tactics which, it is widely suspected, are carried out on an industrial scale.

However, it has emerged that the policy and resources committee cannot order big boss Rupert Morrison to attend because he is an alien. He’s from Lochs.

However, Mistress Rebekah Gillen, his Managing Editor of Lapse Indicating Newspaper Deep-throat Activities, will be summoned to the White House to explain why she has been intruding on the lives of ordinary people by ordering her staff to secretly photograph cars while pretending to highlight bad parking.

Last week saw a rash of even more extraordinary claims. Island readers were treated to such shockers as “Parking watch promised following complaints” and an outrageous exclusive front page shocker, which confirmed the extent to which Gillen has managed to get close to high-ranking officers at Northern Constabulary. It said: “Police ask you to tell them about bad parking.”

Despite the mounting evidence of an unhealthy relationship, Assistant Commissioner Gordon MacYates said: “What? I know nothing. How did you get this number?”

One angry motorist told us: “Up until now the photos Mrs Rebekah published were of poorly-parked cars in places away from Stornoway town centre. Then the mood changed when she last week published a photo of an Inverness flooring van. She pixelated the number plate but not the name of The Floor Centre.
“Great free advertising for them – which is a first from her paper. She certainly doesn’t do that for local companies. She and Rupert always squeeze them dry.
“It is obviously a cover-up. If she was really interested in parking, she would be taking photos of the lawbreakers who clog up the town’s streets on Sundays. They are the real villains. It’s one rule for them and another for us.”

Stornoway resident Mrs Angry said: “I am one of that woman’s victims. She took photos of my car while I was in the chemist. What do you think of that? To get my own back, I’ve been hiding with a camera behind a bin close to Whopping Press headquarters on Francis Street but I haven’t seen her.
“I’ve also heard a rumour that she is now disguised as someone with distinctive black hair. Everyone should keep an eye out for her.”In a terse statement from Whopping Press, Mrs Rebekah said: “Rupert and I have co-operated fully throughout this inquiry. If any boobs come to light, we will certainly look at them.”

Meanwhile, there have been suggestions the raven-haired press boss is already far too close to members of the policy and resources committee.  Sources say she has been seen cosying up to committee chairman Angus Campbell and vice-chair Norman Macdonald who have recently been busy ensuring there has never been more work on the island – but not for any local companies. Maybe they have much in common.

In a joint response to our questions, they slurred: “Were we at darling Rebekah’s birthday party? Can you prove it? We go to many birthday parties – don’t we, Nigel – but that doesn’t mean we can remember who we spoke to or even whose birthday it was. Anyone got any more champagne?
“See you? You’re my best pal ……”

No problems in local Labour Party – claim

Labour failure Donald Crichton was given much of page 3 of the Stornoway Gazette to tell us all why the local party is not falling apart despite having a vile homophobe trying to call the shots.

Ach, he claimed, there was no split at all at all. Everything’s fine.

“It’s only a few people trying to sow seeds of disunity within the party. This is a non-story …” blah, blah, blah, he snorted in his usual interesting style which so seems to ape his lord and master, Red Ed. Sorry, maybe not lord. That just came out.

Only a few people? Not according to the people who called up me earlier. They’re not happy the church elder is not only ignoring them but also publicly belittling them. He is also ignoring letters to him suggesting he is not a fit and proper person to be involved. What else did he say? Well, Mr Crichton really turned on the PR charm big-style in his Gazette interview.

“I am being portrayed in an internet blog (er, is there any other kind of blog?) as bigoted and homophobic and if you are trying to link it with the party directly you are treading on very dangerous ground, I would say, as a newspaper.”

Gosh. As well as being a bigot, he is also a newspaper. All that as well as being a threatening, charmless homophobe whose sentences make as much sense as his pathogical hatred of some of God’s own creatures.

Why do I say Mr Crichton is a homophobe? After all, he has gone to great lengths to ensure that certain poor folk who believe everything that comes out of his mouth phone me up and tell me he is not. He is a decent man, they keep insisting.

I still say it because Mr Crichton made it clear himself at Stornoway Primary hustings on May 3. Below is the Hebrides News report which showed everyone how Mr Crichton, in his own words, was prepared to flout the law because he, wrongly and illegally, claimed excluding gays from our islands’ allegedly-welcoming B&Bs was “an issue of conscience”.

So here we had someone standing for the party of equality and fair play for all who, taking his cue from the Free Church elder chairman and rabid homophobe, wanted these businesses run in the manner favoured by the Nazis, the Taliban and the BNP, all of which expressed the desire to curtail the freedoms of people whose sexuality they disapproved of.

As far as we know, Mr Crichton has never apologised for having made a mistake with those awful remarks. Yeeuch, it sickens me to think how low the once-great Labour Party, who I campaigned for myself as a teenager, has plummeted when such people are allowed to represent it.

VisitHebrides, on the other hand, is full of people who are all open-minded and welcoming to everyone. Yet, puzzlingly, they have simply failed to comment on what Mr Crichton said that night about B&B operators’ rights to refuse people they suspect of limp wrists, lisps or even too-dusky complexions. Maybe they too think the laws banning discrimination does not apply in the good ol’ Western Isles. Maybe we should just ask VisitScotland.

The sole candidate to suggest defying the law on this point, Mr Crichton’s seemingly-innocuous but actually hateful answer sparked a Facebook and Twitter backlash at the time, and is partly the reason why Labour is now in bits in the islands. The disgust spread like wildfire. He, and some of them, still can’t see it. The rest of us look on in astonishment.

A member of his audience that night, a local man who had been a regular attender for nearly three years, after confirming that being a homophobe is part of the job description for Free Church elders, told me recently that he vowed never to set foot in that church again after being sickened by Mr Crichton’s comments. What can I say? Apart from well done and remember that some other churches here also encourage similar homophobia.

Sadly, the campaigning and utterly brave Gazette, despite discussing Mr Crichton’s own references to being called a homophobe, failed to put any of these points to Mr Crichton. Observant readers will also note that nowhere in the Gazette piece is Mr Crichton actually quoted as denying he is a homophobe.

Threatening and talking drivel about it, yes, but not actually denying.

That may have something to do with the fact that to extremist members of loony religions that claim, according to the religioustolerance.org website, to revere the Bible – the Baha’i faith, Christianity, Islam, and Judaism – it condemns homosexuality and states that, after death, sexually active lesbians and gays will end up in hell, not heaven.

Religious homophobia is not just homophobia and a crime like any other but it has been accepted in the courts of this land already as being one of the most vicious and heartless of all.

HEBRIDES NEWS   May 3, 2011
The debate chairman Murdo Murray raised a personal predicament with the law obliging him to go against his conscience and provide a double bed for a gay couple in his own home.
He said: “I want to say no if a homosexual couple wanted a bed but under the law I couldn’t refuse.”
Peter Morrison “totally disagreed with Murdo.”
Donald Crichton highlighted: “It is an issue of conscience and the state should not intervene over who you do or don’t have in your home.”
Alasdair Allan said: “If it’s a B&B then it is none of your business what people are and you shouldn’t be asking.“ He pointed out any B&B is a commercial enterprise and is not allowed to discriminate.
Charlie McGrigor said: “I don’t recall Jesus saying you can’t be homosexual. I appreciate it is your house but once you become a business you open up to the outside world.”
Roddy Cunningham asked Alasdair Allan “what role does government have telling businesses who they can deal with?” He pointed out banks reject people every day.
Mr Allan replied that businesses were banned from discriminating against people on the basis of being gay.

Maybe I should not upset these angry chefs. That’s so obvious

The diet started on Monday. It lasted until Tuesday. That was when I had a call from a magazine which had the ultimate job for me. All I had to do was go round every restaurant in the Western Isles, eat whatever I wanted and then write about it. And I would get paid for that? Uh-huh. Hey, where do I sign?
Diet? What diet?

Then, just after I bit their hand off, I read about a poor woman in Taiwan who also did restaurant reviews and posted them online. She told it like it was, saying the food in one certain eatery was far too salty, the owner was a bit of a bully and she referred to some delicate issues over cleanliness. Whoops, like the noodles, her comments didn’t go down well. The alleged bully sued. She now has to fork out $7,000 for defaming him and generally not being very nice about his establishment.
The court decided she shouldn’t have said the food was salty as she only had the dried noodles and had no way of knowing what the rest was like. And another thing – if she saw cockroaches, why didn’t she catch one as evidence? The last thing I want is to upset our wonderful restauranteurs by writing something they take objection to. Some of them, particularly the ones who do the cooking themselves, can be a bit sensitive.

I can see it now; James from that fine Stornoway eaterie Digby Chick galloping after me along Point Street for “a quiet wee word, sunshine” with a suspicious bulge in his whites which may or may not be a meat cleaver. Or worse; Effie in the Crown Hotel. I would be mincemeat if she started on me for criticising her wonderful high teas.

By Wednesday, I’d thought twice about it. I decided I couldn’t risk writing anything about any island restaurant. I know these guys and they can all be a bit Gordon Ramsay at times.
I’m not really worth suing either. I think I signed over everything to a couple who agreed to buy me lunch in London many years ago. Well, when I say lunch, I should explain it only took until the sixth pint of lager before I was ready to sign on the dotted line. I handed over all my wordly whatsits to some guy in exchange for a book by L Ron Hubbard about something called Dianetics. Ish thish where I shign?
All I had to my name was the clothes I stood in, which unsurprisingly they let me keep, a portable typewriter and two tins of beans. I was happy to trade them for an invitation to a meeting where all the secrets of the universe would be revealed. When I sobered up and realised I had been force-fed Foster’s by a pair of Scientologists, I decided not to pop round to where all would be revealed. I’d already read a few horror stories. In fact, I had written some.

Not everyone is as sensible as me, though. Some others were more gullible. They both fell for the spiel. Don’t know how many pints it took them to not see the obvious.
Ah, the obvious. We all ask questions which, if we thought about them more, we may not have done. Who did I bump into the other day but Jimmy, the laird of Ogilvie Towers. He’s the fellow who a few years ago, after a lifetime of poor sight due to cataracts, finally got to see the girls he was chatting up after going under the knife. Being in the licensed trade for many years, he was organiser of the Stornoway publicans’ day out. Back then, the pubs were ordered to shut up shop on the Thursday of the Stornoway church communions. A pride of pint-pullers would club together for a bus and head off on a jolly boys’ outing to another jurisdiction.

They would set off with the best intentions of visiting somewhere new. Motoring along along the Lochs Road, they would wonder loudly whether they should chooose the Dounes Braes Hotel in Carloway or Scaliscro Lodge in Uig. Conversation would become so animated with such memorable contributors as ex-Clachan Bar boss Jim Morgan, and James himself, that the driver always forgot to take the correct turn-off. In fact, he always forgot to take any turn-off.
Which was why they invariably ended up in Harris. I know what you’re thinking, but no; the driver was the one without a half-bottle.

It was during one of these biannual excursions that Jimmy first met Harrisman and bon viveur Mr John Shaw. A former globe-trotting seaman turned bakery worker, he must by chance have popped into the Macleod Motel for his usual refreshing orange juice. Coming across the Stornoway jolly boys, it wasn’t long before they were all very refreshed.
Then a thought struck Mr Shaw, who lived up in Lewis. Maybe he could get a lift back to his digs with this thirsty throng of communion-dodgers. So he inquired of Jimmy: “I don’t suppose you’re going through Ballalan?”

Jimmy blinked. He did a lot of that back then before his operation. He fixed Mr Shaw with that famous piercing gaze that you need four eyes to perfect. Jimmy wondered if he had somehow missed some vital link in the islands’ transportation network. Was there any other way to get back to town without going through Balallan short of going by sea or air?
In case this was someone who knew some secret trails for getting to Stornoway via Loch Lanagavat, Jimmy decided to keep in with the mysterious all-knowing stranger. And that is how he became pals with my wife’s uncle.
I hope that yarn did not upset Mr Shaw either. If there’s anyone I shouldn’t upset other than someone who knows how to use a cleaver, it’s one who knows how to use a bread slicer.