Did I dream this? Music mogul Ashley Tabor is looking for a host for his Capital Radio station when it goes nationwide next January. An agent rings up and says unfunny, creepy Chris Moyles of Radio 1 is interested.
Wicked Tabor never says yes straightaway. He poses a challenge. Moyles must show how keen he is by bitching about something, anything, for 20 minutes live on Radio 1. Er, right. I remember now.
Now Tabor and Moyles, the self-proclaimed and sweaty saviour of Radio 1, are “in discussions”. Hmmm.
Ach, but you’re a terrible old sceptic right enough, Maciver. Thought you radio types would be sticking together on pay issues.