Dear Theresa May
Splendid work. You have done it. You’ve got rid of one of the mad clerics making wild utterances and causing great outrage and offence with their deluded attempts at claiming we must follow a daft set of rules as supposedly they do. Shoving Abu Qatada off to Jordan is a fantastic result.
People who believe their own dodgy interpretation of contradictory and rehashed ancient texts is the only way to eternal salvation, and who are incapable of accepting any other interpretation, are a curse on the earth and obviously they are all in league with the devil. They are everywhere.
Qatada gone. Box ticked. Can you now focus on ridding us of the monumental misery being caused to people up and down the land by doolally fundamentalist and rabid hater, Donald J Morrison of Inverness? When even the Scalpachs tell me they realise he has now completely lost his marbles, things must be bad. Just get rid. Jordan would be fine – though I doubt even they will accept him when they see what he wrote on Hebrides News.
The North Pole is nice this time of year, I’m told.
Thanks, Teri. Owe you one.
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“Better late than never with a comment about a subject I previously missed.
As it’s been suggested that everybody whose utterances we regard as hurtful towards our sensibilities should be deported from the UK, should this also include our musical sensibilities?
If so, I would strongly recommend the Home Secretary deport all rap singers back to the jungle where, reunited with their close cousins, they can gibber and grunt together to their hearts content. Having no excuse whatsoever, white rap singers are the most antagonising and unbearable of all, and should be serenaded from our shores to the refrain of ‘Monkey Man’ as sung by the Jamaican-born Maytals.
I would make an exception of Grandmaster Flash whose highly original and thought-provoking ‘The Message’ was recorded prior to the imitator apes descending from the trees to demand recording contracts, and microphones to grunt into.”
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Yes, when one nutty bigot disappears for a while, it’s not long until another pops up in their place. I’m unsure as to whether it’s planned like that (maybe they’re jealous of each other’s bigotry and they’re waiting for a ‘clear field’).