Two things:
1. Would the guy who phoned me to say he has several videos of queue-jumpers at An Lanntair’s queue for Mumford & Son tickets, please phone me again. They are already trying to flog them for extortionate prices so I want to name and shame.
2. Anyone who is offered Mumford tickets for one penny more than the face value, please call me and tell me who offered them. Either that or call the police – who grudgingly turned up but, according to my reliable sources, disgracefully did nothing to preserve good order on Saturday morning.
Queue-jumpers are dishonest people who must be treated as suspects in a cruel fraud whose victims are mainly youngsters.
Er, that’s all for now.
