David, as I explained earlier, this is the invitation that I found on the mat. It must be a mistake. I really don’t think it’s for me.
It is obviously for some other Iain Maciver. There are a few of us around, you know. They are hardly likely to invite me after telling the world what Charles was like when we met up on Barra. It just would not happen. Maybe Iain the lawyer or Iain at the Trust? I am not sure. But I am quite sure it isn’t for me.
In any case, one doesn’t possess a uniform, a morning coat or even a lounge suite.
But are you going anyway?
They wouldn’t turn me away, would they?
I have a 1912 RNR uniform you can borrow for the occasion.
OK, Sarah. Can I come up to Uig tomorrow for it?
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