Iain Maciver writes …

With all the silly speculation and rumour continuing about who John Angus, er, I mean Nicola Sturgeon, will appoint as new non-executive members of the health board, I’d better try and find out. After all, another Friday afternoon has come and gone with no hint.

Who will I call, though? I wonder if Betty McAtear on Barra has gone to bed yet? Or should I call someone who always stays up late like Agnes Rennie up in Galson? Or maybe I should call a guy? After all these years getting up with the lark, I wonder if Malcolm Smith of Newvalley still turns in early?

Ach, I’d better leave it till tomorrow.