You’ve got to hand it to the Shetlanders. Even before they knew the arrested alleged hacker was Jake Davis, they had set up Free Topiary on Facebook. Well, he’s one of their own even if he did manage to muck up the Serious Crime thingummyjig or whatever the Flying Squad is known as now.
Ach, computers. Nivver dae whit they’re telt, as one Mid Yell fella said to me tonight.
Now everyone knows it was Fox’s brother Jake, the quiet lad from Sunnyside, that got his collar felt by the Met, they have gone cock-a-hoop. Not thon lad wha wis kicked outta the school? Plenty had suspicions although many were wrong. Some came close but no, it’s not Ben Davies.
Phew, Ben. That’s why they were calling you Lottery. It Could Be You. No more though. Poor Jake’s the man.